FAQ's
Where are you located?
We're American. We print here. Deal with it.
Our tees are printed right here in the US — Florida and Texas, to be exact. No overseas mystery factories, no "ethically sourced" fine print you have to squint at. Just shirts, made where we live, the way a self-respecting brand should do it.
For our international humans: we've got printer partners scattered across the globe so your order shows up fast, without the transatlantic delay or the customs drama. Cats don't wait. Neither should you.
Do you ship internationally?
We ship everywhere. Yes, even there.
Wherever you are, we'll get a shirt to you — no passport required, no guilt trip about the shipping cost. Rates depend on where you're hiding, so check our shipping policy for the specifics.
We don't do fake enthusiasm. We just do logistics.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Obviously. We're not animals.
The second your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a number so you can stalk your package's entire journey — right up to the moment it lands on your doorstep. Judge it silently, if you like. It's used to that.
What materials are your products made of?
We Won't Bore You With Fabric Talk
We could talk about ring-spun cotton and GSM weights, but you don't care and neither do we, really. What matters: it's soft, it holds up, and it won't irritate your skin like small talk does.
Exact materials differ by item — find the details on the product page, if you're the type who reads labels. No judgment. Okay, minor judgment.